A World to Call My Own
carpefandom:

I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW

carpefandom:

I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW

a-prawn:

in animal crossing, i can pay for an entire bridge in one day by catching fish and bugs

in real life, i’ll be paying for my college education for the next 20 years most likely by doing work i hate which is not relevant to my degree for minimum wage and shitty benefits

nbchannibal:

Hannibal Development

werenotshortwerefunsized:

themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka  few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

i’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life

brynmyrddin:

my mutant power is the ability to mentally transform basic, mundane, everyday tasks into terrifying and insurmountable obstacle courses

2460onetruepairing:

geeksgamesguys:

Hodor, stop hodoring.

I just lost it at the Hodor one.

2460onetruepairing:

geeksgamesguys:

Hodor, stop hodoring.

I just lost it at the Hodor one.

jakface-stuff:

neilnevins:

couldn’t resist

DON’T DO THIS TO ME

loftwingfeathers:

nintybooty:

willyoucometowakemeup:

heroesofhyrule:

flanoirbunny:

1986:

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“oh wow look at you what a cutie I’m gonna pinch ur cheeks”

1998:

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“oh HELLO when did u get so hot damn boy I mean DAMN”

2006:

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“OKAY THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR NINTENDO STOp”

2013:

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“ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME MIYAMOTO?

WHY WOULD YOU SKIP SKYWARD SWORD LINK HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY

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Wait I think you forgot one.

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we don’t talk about him

flanoirbunny:

seerofdoom:

Dear Xbox and Playstation fans. It is cute when you fight, but before you think about trying to drag Nintendo into your pissing contest please take a moment to remember why Nintendo doesn’t even acknowledge you as their competition, much less their rivals.

ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

flanoirbunny:

seerofdoom:

Dear Xbox and Playstation fans. It is cute when you fight, but before you think about trying to drag Nintendo into your pissing contest please take a moment to remember why Nintendo doesn’t even acknowledge you as their competition, much less their rivals.

ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

Where is the lightning to lick you with its tongue? Where is the frenzy with which you should be inoculated?

Behold, I teach you the Übermensch: he is the lightning, he is the frenzy.

Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, prologue, section 3