I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW
in animal crossing, i can pay for an entire bridge in one day by catching fish and bugs
in real life, i’ll be paying for my college education for the next 20 years most likely by doing work i hate which is not relevant to my degree for minimum wage and shitty benefits
Government, Monty Python Style
Still brilliantly funny all these years later.
whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr
i’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life
my mutant power is the ability to mentally transform basic, mundane, everyday tasks into terrifying and insurmountable obstacle courses
“oh wow look at you what a cutie I’m gonna pinch ur cheeks”
“oh HELLO when did u get so hot damn boy I mean DAMN”
“OKAY THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR NINTENDO STOp”
“ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME MIYAMOTO?”
WHY WOULD YOU SKIP SKYWARD SWORD LINK HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY
Wait I think you forgot one.
we don’t talk about him
Dear Xbox and Playstation fans. It is cute when you fight, but before you think about trying to drag Nintendo into your pissing contest please take a moment to remember why Nintendo doesn’t even acknowledge you as their competition, much less their rivals.